joshsaveitforthebedroom:

im single by choice

its just not my choice

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  • House phone: *rings*
  • Me: nah

fur-hildegard:

very very very below average

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nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

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mrcharliehunnam:

GET TO KNOW ME MEME: [3/∞] favorite male characters:→ Bruce Wayne

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lordeddardstark:

what do we say to the god of death?

me: sean bean is that way

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purplespacecats:

Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk

What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably

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